Hi so I'm Adam, from London UK, I love football (soccer). I also love cheesecake and cheddar cheese and being by myself, unless I like you in which case I don't mind being with you. Basically I find other human beings highly irritating. Mainly because they're generally petty, but also because they take up space and resources which could instead be used on a non-irritating human being. I blog funny things and stuff I find interesting, don't be afraid to message me with your thoughts and questions or just general niceties!

23rd April 2014

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If I hear one more person say “they’re stealing our jobs” I am going to blow my fucking load, what you mean to say is they are more skilled and talented than me and have often come through great difficulty to apply for this same job therefore they were rightfully employed in preference to me. 

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23rd April 2014

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sydney-oh25:

This is an important moment in history.

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23rd April 2014

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lickymybigtoe reblogged your post Chocolate hobnobs make me so happy  and added:

I thought it said chocolate hobos

Haha, chocolate hobos make me very happy too though for very different reasons ;) ;) ;) 

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23rd April 2014

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Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable. This leads them to believe they “enjoy” clubbing. They don’t. No one does. They just enjoy drugs. Drugs render location meaningless. Neck enough ketamine and you could have the best night of your life squatting in a shed rolling corks across the floor.
— Charlie Brooker, The Hell Of It All (via chamalmey)

23rd April 2014

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Chocolate hobnobs make me so happy 

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22nd April 2014

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IT’S EARTH DAY LET’S ALL THINK ABOUT HOW LOVELY OUR PLANET IS AND THEN GO BACK TO TRASHING IT TOMORROW 

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21st April 2014

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I want a Podrick. 

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21st April 2014

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21st April 2014

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21st April 2014

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Or you wouldn’t be talking to me.

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20th April 2014

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I have eaten so much today that my jaw is aching like a bitch and I’m still hungry but it hurts so much when I open my mouth, the cruel realities of this insufficient human body I inhabit 

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20th April 2014

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20th April 2014

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Imagine being one of the divers that have to fish out the dead bodies from that terrible South Korean ferry wreck, poor souls I don’t think they’ll be sleeping soundly tonight 

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20th April 2014

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