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If I hear one more person say “they’re stealing our jobs” I am going to blow my fucking load, what you mean to say is they are more skilled and talented than me and have often come through great difficulty to apply for this same job therefore they were rightfully employed in preference to me.
This is an important moment in history.
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I thought it said chocolate hobos
Haha, chocolate hobos make me very happy too though for very different reasons ;) ;) ;)
Clubs are such insufferable dungeons of misery, the inmates have to take mood-altering substances to make their ordeal seem halfway tolerable. This leads them to believe they “enjoy” clubbing. They don’t. No one does. They just enjoy drugs. Drugs render location meaningless. Neck enough ketamine and you could have the best night of your life squatting in a shed rolling corks across the floor.
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IT’S EARTH DAY LET’S ALL THINK ABOUT HOW LOVELY OUR PLANET IS AND THEN GO BACK TO TRASHING IT TOMORROW
Or you wouldn’t be talking to me.
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I have eaten so much today that my jaw is aching like a bitch and I’m still hungry but it hurts so much when I open my mouth, the cruel realities of this insufficient human body I inhabit
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Imagine being one of the divers that have to fish out the dead bodies from that terrible South Korean ferry wreck, poor souls I don’t think they’ll be sleeping soundly tonight
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