He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
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Anonymous asked: Actually, you're not. Breakfast is the first thing you eat that day, hence "breaking your fast"
Sounds like you support the terrorists
The Conservative party is an eternally irritating force for wrong that appeals exclusively to bigots, toffs, money-minded machine men, faded entertainers and selfish, grasping simpletons who were born with some essential part of their soul missing. None of history’s truly historical figures has been a Tory, apart from the ones that were, and they only did it by mistake. To reach a more advanced stage of intellectual evolution, humankind must first eradicate the “Tory instinct” from the brain - which is why mother nature is gradually making them less sexy with each passing generation. The final Tory is doomed to spend his or her life masturbating alone on a hillside, which, let’s face it, is the way things were supposed to be all along.
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Today I’m going to have my breakfast AFTER my lunch, I can’t believe I’m going through with this, fucking wild
Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.
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I’ve tried so hard to like it but I’ve come to the conclusion that green tea is just awful. It tastes like plant semen.
Engraved folding trigger pinfire revolver with gold and silver decorations. Most likely of Belgian origins, mid 19th century.
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