Hi so I'm Adam, from London UK, I love football (soccer). I also love cheesecake and cheddar cheese and being by myself, unless I like you in which case I don't mind being with you. Basically I find other human beings highly irritating. Mainly because they're generally petty, but also because they take up space and resources which could instead be used on a non-irritating human being. I blog funny things and stuff I find interesting, don't be afraid to message me with your thoughts and questions or just general niceties!

21st February 2013

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It’s a good thing we are able to lie otherwise hardly anyone would get a job.

Skills:

- Even though I may have constant thoughts about killing everyone in the workplace I will never act on those thoughts.

- I’m kind of good at maths when I feel like it.

- I will always come in even if it’s just to take naps at my desk.

- The coffee machine will not be underused.

- Even if I’m not happy about something or I feel like I’m being mistreated I don’t care about anything enough to actually complain to an authority about it.

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