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It’s a good thing we are able to lie otherwise hardly anyone would get a job.
- Even though I may have constant thoughts about killing everyone in the workplace I will never act on those thoughts.
- I’m kind of good at maths when I feel like it.
- I will always come in even if it’s just to take naps at my desk.
- The coffee machine will not be underused.
- Even if I’m not happy about something or I feel like I’m being mistreated I don’t care about anything enough to actually complain to an authority about it.