Hi so I'm Adam, from London UK, I love football (soccer). I also love cheesecake and cheddar cheese and being by myself, unless I like you in which case I don't mind being with you. Basically I find other human beings highly irritating. Mainly because they're generally petty, but also because they take up space and resources which could instead be used on a non-irritating human being. I blog funny things and stuff I find interesting, don't be afraid to message me with your thoughts and questions or just general niceties!

9th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: let's have babies.

As long as they can wear this at all times:

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9th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: I will finish you like a cheesecake.

I prefer guillotine 

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6th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: Why are you not sleeping, young gentleman?

The hours of fun and frivolity have only just begun!

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6th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: IM EATING CHEESECAKE ICE CREAM! :D

MAS

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4th February 2013

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Anonymous asked: So you are actually obsessed with cheesecake?

No what on earth gave you that idea

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27th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: According to Freud you're orally fixated.

That does make sense I’m a very oral soul

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27th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: Have you ever had an American fluffy pancake, or do you actually like English pancakes?

I don’t eat pancakes I’m too busy eating cheesecake

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26th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: have you ever considered getting help for your cheesecake addiction? are you not ready to take the first step?

I was considering getting help, but apparently hiring a team of chefs to bake you a fresh variety of cheesecakes everyday is ‘too expensive’

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25th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: I lost my pet stone in North Africa. Where did Morocco?

Ha! 

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19th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: Are you high right now?

No mummy says that drugs are baddies and if I take them then she’ll put me on the naughty step

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15th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: Are you going to any music festivals this summer?

Why do you want to pay for my ticket oh wow you’re so kind thank you I appreciate it. 

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10th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: I loathe you with all my might, for you are torturing me with photos of sushi when I have none in my fridge. Damn you!

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9th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: Don't feel left out. I can wiggle my ear individually and touch my nose with my tongue but being asked to do it is not a pleasant experience as I am not a preforming monkey as people wish I was.

I think the real issue here is why haven’t you joined the circus? 

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8th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: Just read your about me. Pretty sure you're the male version of me.

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5th January 2013

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Anonymous asked: My sister saw your URL and now she won't stop yelling cheesecake -.-

The Cheesecake God has enlightened her through his wisdom, you must follow the Blessed One. 

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