Hi so I'm Adam, from London UK, I love football (soccer). I also love cheesecake and cheddar cheese and being by myself, unless I like you in which case I don't mind being with you. Basically I find other human beings highly irritating. Mainly because they're generally petty, but also because they take up space and resources which could instead be used on a non-irritating human being. I blog funny things and stuff I find interesting, don't be afraid to message me with your thoughts and questions or just general niceties!

18th April 2014

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Also it annoys me when people treat those who believe in aliens as wackos, both mathematically and logically it’s more rational and sensible to believe in aliens than to believe we’re alone 

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18th April 2014

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I went over to a friend’s place for lunch today and all they had to eat was a plate of lentils, firstly what the fuck are lentils and secondly this health thing has gotten way way out of hand 

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12th April 2014

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Pineapples are such a strange fruit because on the outside they look so hostile but once you get inside it’s all aboard the train to juicytown

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10th April 2014

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Something I’ve always wondered, does passing out count as sleeping?

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9th April 2014

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Why are throat lozenges tastier than actual sweets? 

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7th April 2014

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I hope I die before I become an elderly gentleman that needs care, the way our societies treat old people is really not good 

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6th April 2014

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I think I’ve finally gotten to a point now where I don’t actually mind Mondays

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5th April 2014

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About to dabble in a bit of Tropic Thunder, always gets me giggling 

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4th April 2014

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Scientists say that parks and gardens and nature greatly improve mood and happiness, who would have thought that large soulless buildings and constant advertising and pollution and millions of stressed people crammed into a city would be bad for mood 

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4th April 2014

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Whenever I get an eyelash stuck in my eye I feel so betrayed, we were meant to be a team eyelash together we could have taken on the world

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2nd April 2014

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Everytime I remember they remade The Karate Kid with Jaden Smith it makes me angry all over again 

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2nd April 2014

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I just watched The Walking Dead finale and it reminded me how much I despise cliffhangers. On the upside Game of Thrones starts very very soon!

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1st April 2014

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I find it very strange that most sofas are more comfortable than beds, surely beds should be the most decadently comfortable of all furniture? Their rightful place at the top of the furniture chain has been usurped by sofas and it just isn’t right

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30th March 2014

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People crying in the same room as you is bad enough, but what on earth are you supposed to do when people literally cry on your shoulder? I feel like pushing them away would be rude? And touching them is weird? 

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28th March 2014

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Even though I generally dislike icecream I have to say I’m warming to the idea of vanilla icecream with gooey brownies or a chocolate fondant

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