Hi so I'm Adam, from London UK, I love football (soccer). I also love cheesecake and cheddar cheese and being by myself, unless I like you in which case I don't mind being with you. Basically I find other human beings highly irritating. Mainly because they're generally petty, but also because they take up space and resources which could instead be used on a non-irritating human being. I blog funny things and stuff I find interesting, don't be afraid to message me with your thoughts and questions or just general niceties!

23rd April 2014

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If I hear one more person say “they’re stealing our jobs” I am going to blow my fucking load, what you mean to say is they are more skilled and talented than me and have often come through great difficulty to apply for this same job therefore they were rightfully employed in preference to me. 

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23rd April 2014

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Chocolate hobnobs make me so happy 

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22nd April 2014

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IT’S EARTH DAY LET’S ALL THINK ABOUT HOW LOVELY OUR PLANET IS AND THEN GO BACK TO TRASHING IT TOMORROW 

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21st April 2014

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I want a Podrick. 

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20th April 2014

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I have eaten so much today that my jaw is aching like a bitch and I’m still hungry but it hurts so much when I open my mouth, the cruel realities of this insufficient human body I inhabit 

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20th April 2014

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Imagine being one of the divers that have to fish out the dead bodies from that terrible South Korean ferry wreck, poor souls I don’t think they’ll be sleeping soundly tonight 

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19th April 2014

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Blue cheese is one of those things that people eat and pretend to like to seem cultured and complex but everyone knows deep down it tastes like batteries 

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19th April 2014

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I think Liam Neeson was manufactured in a factory that makes actors for action movies, the same place Jason Statham came out of 

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18th April 2014

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Also it annoys me when people treat those who believe in aliens as wackos, both mathematically and logically it’s more rational and sensible to believe in aliens than to believe we’re alone 

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18th April 2014

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I went over to a friend’s place for lunch today and all they had to eat was a plate of lentils, firstly what the fuck are lentils and secondly this health thing has gotten way way out of hand 

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12th April 2014

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Pineapples are such a strange fruit because on the outside they look so hostile but once you get inside it’s all aboard the train to juicytown

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10th April 2014

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Something I’ve always wondered, does passing out count as sleeping?

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9th April 2014

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Why are throat lozenges tastier than actual sweets? 

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7th April 2014

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I hope I die before I become an elderly gentleman that needs care, the way our societies treat old people is really not good 

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6th April 2014

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I think I’ve finally gotten to a point now where I don’t actually mind Mondays

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